Just because I stand over you doesn’t mean you understand me…

This young man would like to take a moment of your time to delineate the properties of a nascent socio-cultural phenomenon which, I’m sure you’ll agree, we must all remain vigilant against:

In order that you don’t become infected, it’s important that you take immediate preventative action by following us on Twitter, the link for which we have been kind enough to provide you with towards the top right of this page.

We promise to be much more entertaining than the majority of celebs on that site who, despite enjoying a lifestyle of jet-setting decadence and social diversity that most of us could only dream of, consistently stink the place up with so much soporofic inanity and verbal pabulum.

Below are three songs on a related theme, and another that I have posted for the sole purpose of torturing your brain with its horribly addicive refrain. You shouldn’t have a very hard time figuring out which is which.

Andy Milonakis – Let Me Twitter Dat (Rusko Remix) (Twitter)
Tweet – Call Me (TOKiMONSTA Remix) (Buy)
Das Racist – Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell (Wallpaper. Remix) (Twitter)
Cake – Comfort Eagle (Buy)

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